The Late Night Show was formed from the fallen ashes of the three worst bands of all time: The Amnesics, The American Tax Payers, and Slomka. The only remaining Amnesic was Rob Dammet and the only remaining Slomka was (quite incidentally), Slomka. Rob had joined forces with the wizard/knight Aaron Kinberg and Slomka soon became their horse/water carrying device.
The real chemistry of the Late Night Show sparked when Slomka realized Rob loved death. Rob soon realized Slomka loved money so they just made a perfect pair. Little did the three know (including Aaron), David Smarticus III (a.k.a. Dave-age, Christmas) used to be a metal/classic rock head who also enjoyed a bit of death here or there. So, he asked the trio of mass destruction if he could play the "axe" in the band. He often sharpened the ends and cut people's fingers off at practice but this was easily forgotten.
Aaron has short hair.
Well, in the indefinite article sense of the word: he did.
So, there was the first practice of the Late Night Show. And God said, "Let there be boys, death, and unity!" So there was. Little did the three know, God had played a trick and also said, "Let there be three songs including a terrible one and let them not progress until Hell freezes over!" Well, God, Hell has been frozen over and here we are...Wait, no it hasn't. You win!
It was discovered in that first practice that ALL members of the Late Night Show realized that they all loved the money they would soon make but it broke their hearts to realize that the songs they played weren't even all that great and therefore wouldn't sell to any small label like Universal or Epitaph.
Then there was the first show. Then Dave got the electric chair for not moving around on stage. Then Rob Dammet got charged with attempted execution.
Now, the four are happy making music and things like that. They play some shows, they eat some babies, they throw shoes at each other every now and then. And that's the story of the Late Night Show.
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